Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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