forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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