Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
barbara walters just said penis...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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