dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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