It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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