I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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