Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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