She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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