Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My vagina is very pro this idea
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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