they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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