Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?