You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER