Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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