quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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