Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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