have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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