it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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