mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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