She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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