Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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