remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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