I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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