She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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