Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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