yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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