i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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