is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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