Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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