are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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