You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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