So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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