I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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