areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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