well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Randomize
