Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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