I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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