can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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