Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Everytime we come here you have an ex here.

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(815): View more from Illinois

His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

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(567): View more from Ohio

i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial

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(404): View more from Georgia

I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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(916): View more from California

It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.

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(503): View more from Oregon

And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy

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