I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.