Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(805): View more from California

Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(805): Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras. http://tfl.nu/u72n

Replies (28) Good night (3091) Bad night (500)
Favorite
(949): View more from California

It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(949): It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth http://tfl.nu/i6ri

Replies (8) Good night (621) Bad night (3646)
Favorite
(334): View more from Alabama

i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face

(1-334): View more from Alabama

so you're single again?

(334): View more from Alabama

yea but it was worth it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(334): i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face (1-334): so you're single again? (334): yea but it was worth it http://tfl.nu/2tzr

Replies (46) Good night (5026) Bad night (1049)
Favorite
(216): View more from Ohio

Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(216): Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened. http://tfl.nu/9qga

Replies (16) Good night (1101) Bad night (4615)
Favorite
(416): View more from Toronto

Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

(416): View more from Toronto

Better looking than her though please.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(416): Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with? (416): Better looking than her though please. http://tfl.nu/bks1

Replies (29) Good night (2063) Bad night (6206)
Favorite
(734): View more from Michigan

he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(734): he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?' http://tfl.nu/pjxw

Replies (4) Good night (2197) Bad night (910)
Favorite
(402): View more from Nebraska

We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(402): We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever. http://tfl.nu/2k0u

Replies (7) Good night (2552) Bad night (622)
Favorite
(519): View more from Ontario

Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(519): Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud. http://tfl.nu/laot

Replies (20) Good night (1913) Bad night (945)
Favorite
(565): View more from

He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(565): He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever! http://tfl.nu/cg62

Replies (16) Good night (2650) Bad night (744)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.

(1-410): View more from Maryland

Um, OK. WTF?

(410): View more from Maryland

The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy. (1-410): Um, OK. WTF? (410): The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times. http://tfl.nu/4f6p

Replies (24) Good night (2600) Bad night (442)
Favorite
(775): View more from Nevada

For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet

(775): View more from Nevada

Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(775): For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet (775): Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now http://tfl.nu/ra39

Replies (3) Good night (1137) Bad night (393)
Favorite
(727): View more from Florida

He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(727): He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again. http://tfl.nu/phzx

Replies (8) Good night (1201) Bad night (235)
Favorite
(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(781): Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom http://tfl.nu/px62

Replies (2) Good night (559) Bad night (267)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices. http://tfl.nu/eayv

Replies (2) Good night (570) Bad night (246)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face http://tfl.nu/fni1

Replies (5) Good night (480) Bad night (255)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: