Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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