haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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