Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
