I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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