if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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