Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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