There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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