he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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