So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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