we're blogging at a bar
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Did I show you my penis last night?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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