I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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