The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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