You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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