You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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