I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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