38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you will always have a special place in my vag
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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