eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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