I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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