All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
