Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wear drunk well.
we should paint friendship bongs
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