He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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