what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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