it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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