the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
